Did you do your homework before?!
Crafting excuses… please wait
Colonists are unionizing, give them a sec
Your FPS is being negotiated with the GPU
Yes, the gears are actually turning
MineColonists are arguing about lunch breaks
Your game is 99% ready… the last 1% takes forever
Did you remember to feed your creeper?
Installing extra bugs for realism
Patience is a resource too, you know
Loading: because instant gratification is too OP
Your PC is sweating harder than a villager in a raid
LOOK, THERE'S A UFO OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!