EarthPack!
LagMC!
Add War Plugin!
I have your IP!
Spell I-Cup!
Finding Obama's last name!
:syn:
Bring back Queue Pepe!
Try /t leave!
Sex!
20 tps, I promise!
Netherite God armor is Kek armor!
Non mending god armor is demi god armor!
I hope you like Turks!
I hope you like Japanese!
"EarthMC is Gay" -Fix!
Whats CrusadeCraft?
Penis!
I'm stuff!
Ligma balls!
My pp hard!
Your mum gay!
Ligma balls!
Boomer's beware!
Restablishing communism!
I didnt fuck my cat!
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!
Made in Soviet Russia!
What am i doing with my life!
You are diagnosed with dead!
Bruh Moment!
What if, i put my minecraft bed next to yours?!
☭
Obama is GONE!
UWU!
OWO!
Big dick club!
Ness is Sans!
I used to rule the world!
Try /beta!
Rename carved pumpkins for hats!
Should have invested in Mending!
You're not gonna start a town in Europe!
You could have had a gf!
Ban Fuze!
Jump in a fire!
Bring back prio queue as a option to purchase!
/n spawn Fiji for free gold!
Gaymer!
GG0VI!
First person to say the n-word gets 20 gold!
Now with IP loggers!
This is a NFT!
Dupe gold!
FUCK!
You've made very poor decisions!
New Fag!
I don't like you...
You're not getting help for your ticket!
Smaller than EarthMC!
Deleting queue!
Single Player Sex!
Committing goverment corruption!
Egg!
Be Racist!
Buying gold!
Hacked!
Your mayor is only slightly more competent than you!
Sex plugin, When?
MCPBuilderGuy!
You're not reading this.
Lag is a Feature!
Map arts are 128 by 128 blocks!
Gary Banner!
/n ally add nations!
/n spawn North_America!
62.253.273.181!
11.137.255.78!
154.2.182.236!
91.53.43.171!
35.130.107.61!
2.170.236.37!
145.65.202.45!
105.110.148.7!
57.2.214.44!
136.75.173.93!
245.123.217.56!
Gay people are gay!
FBI Sis?
Sponsored Nations get custom shields!
Fix your fucking server!
Rename paper to get poker cards!
Sex plugin!
Right here in Kush!
Now with mobs!
Remember to vote!
how do I rtp???
Is this smp earth?
Now with exploits! 
Why don't you craft some bitches?
I simp Avalona!
Virginity is for cool kids!
Fuck DocW!
Fuck CloakedEagle!
Fuck Highlander!
Fuck Fix!
Sex? It ain't real!
No Women!
DocW OnlyFans!
R.I.P. Big Chungus...
Chungus cave!
Reading the wiki!
Hacking with Reach and Zephix!
Hacked by Reach!
Over 700K IPS!
Reset the server!
Tension in Europe!
France vs. Francia!
Kill Toycat!
Raise the player cap!
With 200 players and mobs!
The oldest Earth Minecraft Towny Factions server!
Also try 2b2t!
Also try SkyEternal!
Also try CrusadeCraft!
Bring back sign shops!
Shops still broken!
Decaying!
Mine 1050 blocks in any direction!
PvP at Himyar!
January 21 - EMC was hacked on this day!
Toxic free!
Türk Varmi?
日本人はいますか？
Y a-t-il des Français?
This server's shit!
Only seeing one chunk!
Economics with Bleeblob!
Where's the Eiffel Tower?
Stealing the Eiffel Tower!
Flyhacking in queue!
How do I get that purple name?
Meet the Quitter!
Meet the Corrupt Mod!
Meet the YouTuber!
Meet the Trial Mod!
Meet the Midfag!
Meet the Newfag!
LET ME INNN!!!
R.I.P. Factions...
Running on a potato!
Hey, I've seen this one!
Bombing FuzeCity!
Pay to win!
Illegal map art!
Now with Card against Humanity!
Wanted Bonzil!
Cums_!
Hacking in Queue!
Now giving Head!
Spawn trapping since 2016!
I like Boats!
Rename Items!
Unban SalC1!
EarthPol?
AceShooter11 ALt!
Mine sand at Niger!
Basically anarchy with extra steps!
Yooooooooo. Server with no fix!
I love minecraft politics!
Ruining a good time!
Like nam, but worse!
No peace in the MidWest!
Still Decaying!
Selling blaze rods!
Touch grass!
Another USA!
I am fucking stupid!
Avoid Conmqn!
Planting Greater London!
Remember Skater?
Since 2016!
1,000,000,000,000!
Your gold in now forfeit!
Dream Cheated!
Unban Bleeblob!
Mod abuse!
Exploiting plugins!
What rule says a mod cant abuse his power?
Now with battleship!
Custom stuff!
Still can’t add blocks, stop asking!
Get pack ping role to know when latest pack releases!
Discord.gg/u4XNFyA2ze!
:(
<=3
Blink if gay!
Legalize map-arts!
Map reset “soon"!
Still adding stuff!
EarthPack has a wiki!
Your stone could use some drip!
Can I say the n word if I’m black?
Farming inactives!
JFK voiced himself in COD Black Ops!
Gold stashes everywhere!
Only a spoon full!
McMMO!
Remember Alabama!
Hiding in claims!
Bribing politicians!
EMC was an inside job!
Certified hood classic!
Non stop shit talking!
CobLob!
Doxing Dylan!
Look in your mail box!
Keep the kids away from Lemon!
EarthMC Rewind!
No one remembers when Coblobster was banned!
Hi I got banned a year ago my Ign is Coblobster. I got banned for rewind time. I was wondering if I can appeal this?
Premium player can wear custom items on their heads!
Great for events!
Who put my house on the -x axis!
Among Us at N spawns!
Shake those mobs!
I was gonna conquer Madagascar!
I made it in rewind!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrIbuljl9sk!
Magnum for Prez!
1 year of Terra Nova!
Excluding Karl!
Stop raising the god damn price of premium!
Not Bedrock Edition!
Depression awaits!
Pale blue cube!
Who is John, Fix?
EarthPol was a yikes!
Also check out New Earth!
Deleting item frames!
I ship Cubs_ & Fix!
Player ran economy! (controlled by staff)!
Why havent I left yet?
Now with more tridents!
Slava Ukrain!
Fix has joined the discord!
EarthMC's biggest trojan horse!
Type /g top!
Never start a town in Antarctica!
100% less Cheeks!
Occasional blinking!
MzA4NzYgNjUgMzg10Q==!
See discord announcement!
So long Terra Nova!
Unbanning RuseOwl!
GG Singapore!
Reset Time!
Finding the real Babylon!
Louisiana now 100% more French!
Cubs_ can & will dox you!
Still waiting in queue!
R.I.P. Technoblade
Imagine making a claim arm!
Used by Mods!
Player Cap Go ▼▲▼▲▼!
§c☠ §7Strongest EMC Player was killed by Weakest Grass Toucher
Wouldn't it be cool if the queue was a snow globe?!? 
KarlOfDuty smells bad!
A Geopolitical Sandbox!
Have you ever had a dream?
1 year of Terra Aurora!
Reaching 4 warnings!
Direct Connection!
Bigleheads!
Ft. David Attenborough!
Hejsan!
Runs on Linux!
A number 9 large!
Windows XP startup sound!
If I say so myself, and I say so!
A geopolitical Sandbox!
Touch a grass block!
To the tunes of Pink Floyd!
Sponsored By Destiny!
Pinging...
Eff.org!
#1 Pastime in Turkey!
Since 2016!
Earth hour!
Flat?
Wiki.earthmc.net!
Pale blue dot!
One small step for mankind!
The original!
Gold Rush!
Earth hour!
Vanilla smp!
Double click!
Backed up hourly!
Rus!
NSR!
Overclaim is gay!
Https://artmc.net!
Over 1000 years combined playtime!
ISO 8601!
Break!
Exhumed Milk!
Emojis in the discord!
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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§kFUNKY LOL
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Now Java 16!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!