§5Reticulating splines!
§5Sul sul!
§5Yippee!
§2Jeepers creepers!
§5The bee's knees!
§5The cat's pajamas!
§5Kaaneeeedaaaa!
§5Khaaaaaaaaan!
§5Euclidean!
§5Existential!
§5Mathematical!
§5Algebraic!
§5I floop the pig!
§5I ate a magic apple by mistake!
§5OH MY GLOB!
§5James Baxter!
§5Sucking at something is the first step toward being sorta good at something!
§5Music by C418!
§5Music by Lena Raine!
§5Full of stars!
§5Vive la résistance!
§5Allons-y!
§5Bigger on the inside!
§5Ride the pig!
§5Kiss the sky!
§5umop-apisdn!
§5Cow tools!
§5Jump up, jump up, and get down!
§5This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
§5Pining for the fjords!
§5Big pointy teeth!
§5Always look on the bright side of life!
§5The horrors persist, but so do we!
§5Vote for net neutrality!
§5Information wants to be free!
§5Eat a book!
§5Pumpkinhead!
§5Place ALL the blocks!
§q§kIA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN
§5Strange, but not a stranger!
§5/give @a hugs 64
§5GNU Terry Pratchett
§5DOOT DOOT!
§5Falling with style!
§5Thanks for all the fish!
§5Truly gone fishing!
§5The sun is the same in a relative way
§5Everything is green and prismarine!
§5Plant a tree!
§5Drink some water!
§5Go to the dentist, eh!
§5Take off to the great white north!
§5Wash your hands!
§5Black lives matter!
§5[this splash text is now available]
§5Contains simulated goats!
§5Now you are thinking with pistons!
§5Get to the coppah!
§cR§6O§gY§2G§9B§uI§5V!
§5Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!
§5Contains infinite genders!
§5I spilled the gender fluid!
§5The sand is sus!
§5Be gay, do crime!
§5Yeet the rich!
§5Fully automated luxury gay space communism!
§5Respect existence or expect resistance!
§5Bread and roses!
§5Solidarity forever!
§5Library economy!
§5Mutual aid!
§5Unionize!
§5Workers of the world, unite!
§5We have nothing to lose but our chains!
§5An injury to one is an injury to all!
§5This land was made for you and me!
§5Be excellent to each other!
§5Rage against the dying of the light!
§5We are all connected!
§5We are a way for the cosmos to know itself!
§5You contain multitudes!
§5IDIC!
§5Boldly go!
§5Live long and prosper!
§5Engage!
§5Make it so!
§5Temba, his arms wide!
§5Constant vigilance!
§5Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature!
§5You ever been trapped in a sentient cave?
§5The portal's trying to portal me!
§5You must construct additional pylons!
§5That's rough, buddy
§5Flameo!
§5Secret tunnel!
§5Hot leaf juice!
§5It's the quenchiest!
§5A legit snack!
§5Not a robot!
§5Jeremy Bearimy, baby!
§5Yeah yeah, the time knife, we've all seen it
§5Crab rave!
§5Hip-hop anonymous!
§5It's beautiful! I've looked at this for 5 hours now!
§cT§6h§ge §2c§9o§ul§5o§cr§6s, §gD§2u§9k§ue! §5T§ch§6e §gc§2o§9l§uo§5r§cs!
§5CONSUME, OBEY, CONFORM
§5All out of bubblegum!
§5Soup for my family!
§5Secure, contain, protect!
§5[redacted]
§5¡Ajolotes grandotes!
§5¡Vamos!
§5¡Sí, se puede!
§5¡Viva la raza cósmica!
§5Silverfish are real!
§5Endermen are friendermen!
§5Yeehaw!
§5Howdy howdy howdy!
§5Try Raspberry Flavoured!
§5Fear is the mind-killer!
§5Nolite te bastardes carborundorum!
§5Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet!
§5I like turtles
§5Mu hu ha ha HAAA!
§5Big McLargehuge!
§5And my pickaxe!
§5Drums in the deep!
§5Potatoes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
§5The farthest away from home I've ever been!
§5There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo!
§5Get yourself an egg and beat it!
§5They sure don't make it like this in Ohio!
§5MC Escher, that's my favorite MC!
§5Too bad I hid a boot!
§5O, stone, be not so!
§5Now I see bees I won!
§5Greetings, Earthlings!
§5Fortify!
§5Gezellig!
§5Hygge!
§5Gemütlichkeit!
§5Anyone can cook!
§5The ratio of people to cake is too big!
§5BOTTOM TEXT
§5PRIVATE SPLASH; DO NOT READ
§5Easier, better, slower, softer!
§5I'm on a boat!
§5I threw it on the GROUND!
§5It's RAW!
§5Fish fear me!
§5This is my hole! It was made for me!
§5GASHUNK!
§5Witness me!
§5Chicken attack!
§5The children yearn for the mines!
§5Spiders Georg is an outlier!
§5Boot to the head!
§5Updog!
§5BORK BORK BORK!
§5Celebrational! Muppetational!
§5Pocket sand!
§5Drink your flowers!
§5I like your style!
§5Same hat!
§5The same thing we do every night, Pinky!
§5Put that in your milk!
§5It's free real estate!
§5Congration, you done it!
§5Stay fresh, cheese bags!
§5What's cookin', good lookin'?
§5Shwump!
§5Thwip!
§5Snikt!
§5Pull the lever, Kronk!
§5We do what we must because we can!
§5Look at all those chickens!
§5The work is mysterious and important!
§5Who turgled?
§5Moisture is the essence of wetness!
§5Mekka lekka hai mekka hiney ho!