As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
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I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 + 1 = 17!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You are welcome here!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
Wrecked ships!
The goer to bed!
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There's frogs in this one!
You have UNO!
Playtested!
I should put more stuff here.
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Temple Run was really cool!
Ready to rumble!
Amazing music!
Now with more memes!
Serilium mods are cool!
Really cool selection!
I'm obsessed with it!
Gone with the wind!
Have a good day!
Try other mods too!
Starminer is on Quilt now!
Your honor, League of Legends!
I told you about the stairs!
Be kind to each other!
What a save!
Nice shot!
Oh snap, Mountain Dew!
The real most real ever bread!
Don't blunder your Queen!
You hear about video games?
Topical!
Based on a real story!
Voice acted by real cats!
Now with a trash slot!
Hey all!
Hello World!
Waystones are really neat!
Lots of modloaders!
Give Pixelmon a try!
Also try Fortnite!
Also try Among Us!
Also try Fall Guys!
Our cause is just!
There, Their, They're!
Gaming is much like chess!
E
Live slug reaction!
Five dollar foot long!
Satisfactory!
Like and subscribe!
Play around the crit!
Remember Bob?
Running out of ideas!
GregTech: New Horizons is a great beginner modpack!
Also try the Create: Above and Beyond modpack!
Armor trims look nice!
Minecraft: The Movie releases in 2022!
At least 2 main characters!
Minceraft!
Backwards long jump!
The!
There's at least a hundred of these!
The Wii U was a good console!
Take breaks frequently!
Steel is heavier than feathers!
Minecraft 2 unconfirmed!
Updated!
Funny block game!
A Shrimp fried this rice!
I sure hope it does!
52 factorial!
They had a Final Fantasy composer do music for this game!
Put it in reverse!
Murder is not OK!
Do not the cat!
The rook!
Horse walks in!
Bonk!
Easy to understand!
Try with friends!
It's-a me!
Full of charm!
Nani?!
Cupine!
Press X to Doubt!
There is no splash!
11031!
I fired and I missed!
The world is gonna roll me!
Love is in the air? Wrong, Phantoms!
Full of nostalgia!
The broom closet ending is my favorite!
The first night is never bad!
Humbling!
Story Mode was a thing!
Chocolate!
I have 70 alternative accounts!
Try the Create mod!
Used to rule the world!
Refreshing!
Minecraft 99 sounds like fun!
Enjoy!
Sleep well!
Podzol is dirt!
Tinker's Construct is pretty complicated!
What's 9 plus 10?
100% more yellow text!
Now with skins!
& Knuckles!
Glowing creepy eyes!
Team Mystic!
YANNY OR LAUREL???
So. You read splash text.
Change my mind.
Hard not to overlap these!
Protec but also attac
Savage Dad jokes!
Contains Sodium!
Crush it!
All blocks covered!
Get smarter!
Was Java 6!
1 star! Deal with it notch!
The order of the pig!
Woo, Modrinth!
Woo, CurseForge!
Woo, planetminecraft!
Blue headphones!
Yes, it IS iron pick!
Skyblock is a fun challenge!
Team Valor!
Team Instinct!
Baby Park is not fun!
Hermitcraft is cool!
The stage is set!
Also try Super Smash Bros.!
Epilogue coming soon!
Speedrun the bed!
Have you ever had a dream?
The underside of an end portal is not transparent!
Treat yourself to a snack!
Who even reads this?
Tubular!
Funky!
Gnarly!
Groovy!
Mondo!
NBTs, not NFTs!
Twist it!
Pull it!
The concept of love!
Baby don't hurt me!
Has good water!
!!!1!
A plethora of mods!
Take your time!
Over 1 Trillion views on YouTube!
Lots of parodies!
White and gold!
Black and blue!
Ain't misbehavin'!
Blame it on the rain!
The other biome updates will be added!
Something malicious is brewing!
Mine, Steve, Mine!
Divides by zero!
NOT THE BEES!
Has axolotls!
Did you know?
Breath of the wild!
Timeless!
Optifine is cool!
The Galactic translates to complete Gibberish!
Also try OneShot!
Has deep lore!
Spin!
Also try Geometry Dash!
Everything is made of blocks!
Nintendo Switch!
Mobile!
Xbox!
Playstation!
PC!
We need to cook porkchops!
Re-adding Herobrine!
All toasters toast toast!
2fort!
Off the rails!
Why did you blender explode?
Captain! Look!
Meow!
1/4096!
Don't dig straight up either!
Check out Minecraft Championships!
WAH!
Fresh avocado!
Road work ahead!
e4
Wild draw 4!
Solitaire is the best card game!
Pure bliss!
Put dispenser here!
Stay fresh!
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Way too many leather armor colors!
Now's your chance to be a big shot!
I needed to have longer splash text, so I made this one!
Also try Rivals of Aether!
Humans love squares!
Award winner!
Many cool servers!
Loads of talented mod developers!
Welcoming and engaging community!
Has fanart!
Show me your moves!
It ain't that deep, slate.
If you see a Warden, run!
Yippee!
It's on the house!
Contains lots of crafting recipies!
Hundreds of maps to download!
If the Java version uses JavaScript, then the Bedrock version uses?
I'm really feeling it!
Playable for hours on end!
They'll really let me put as many characters as I want for these, huh?
Splash-o-matic!
That man's playing Minecraft!
Something about Mycelium!
Woo, tumblr!
Woo, YouTube!
Not made in C++!
Diggy diggy hole!
One of the video games ever made!
Lots of spaghetti!
Empires SMP is pretty neat!
Has a cool Wiki!
Modded Minecraft can be fun sometimes!
Map makers love WorldEdit!
The pizza is aggressive!
We built this city!
You would not believe your eyes!
Approximately 0 fireflies!
The fog is coming!
Self explanatory!
The Aether should've been a vanilla dimension!
Lorem ipsum!
A wild splash screen appeared!
Moon big.
Too many lines!
Bluestone when!?
Take the hay bales!
1 in 7 trillion!
Absolutely no circles!
Right curly bracket!
The way home!
Semicolon!
Mushroom, Mushroom!
Expandable!
Creeper survival game!
The Java version doesn't have natural controller support. Isn't that interesting?
Not sponsored!
Order of the stone!
The end is never the end!
Explainable to 5 year olds!
Has a subreddit!
Should have a trading card game!
3301!
Still relevant!
Pick a pipe!
Lots of Dropper maps!
Can be a puzzle game!
Always Sunny in Philadelphia!
BOATKYO DRIFT
Guys how do I jump?
Overcomplicated staircases!
It's a great day to be successful!
VRB-CMM-XMF
In this economy?
R7M-S34-11H
YXW-3XS-JVF
Trust nobody, not even the stone blocks!
Club Penguin was awesome!
§2Green text!
Adjustable settings!
§4You are the impostor!
String pickaxe?
But here's the crafter!
100 days and counting!
It's not free!
Understanding the references!
Everyone needs a shield!
Try naming a mob "Dinnerbone"!
Automate resource gathering!
Mutant Beasts was so cool!
Ostriches would be a cool mob!
Also try Animal Crossing!
Has some neat paintings!
Never gonna give you up!
Auto Jump can be a bit annoying!
Armor stand on a fence!
50 ways to die in Minecraft!
Gotta mine 'em all!
Bases don't have to be big!
Sparkle on!
Lucky Blocks is such a classic!
Why are you reading this?
Don't hit the Piglins!
Minecraft inside of Minecraft!?
Be yourself!
Remember when this was called "Cave Game"?
So many splashes!
Shear the sheep!
Can be completed in 16 minutes!
Plenty of biome mods to spice up world gen!
One Minecraft day is 20 real minutes!
Appleskin is a great mod!
Pistons used to be a mod!
Mojang specifications!
Fastest clouds!
Hmmmrmm.
discord.gg/minecraft
feedback.minecraft.net
Bornana
Breaking many records!
Do it again!
Never gonna let you down!
Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs!
Cracked Polished Blackstone Bricks!
Episode 93482!
We love sea shanties here!
Sus sand and gravel!
Wattle discoveries!
We have food at home!
Anyway, here's Wonderwall!
Minecraft Earth was awesome!
Should've been the Moobloom!
777!
Should've been the Rascal!
Shoulv've been the Copper Golem!
Should've been the Glare!
Should've been the Tuff Golem!
Should've been the Iceologer!
Should've been the Wildfire!
Should've been the Barnacle!
Never gonna run around and desert you!
Herobrine is gone for good!
"abcd" is also not a good password!
BAM!
OBJECTION!
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy!
Fuzzy pickles!
Rolling down in the deep!
Needs an eSports scene!
Hey Kai, play the sax!
Woo, Newgrounds!
Bartholomew?!
Just like a lemon!
I need a popsicle.
The "A" stands for "Ah, a creeper!"
My name's not Shane!
I'll play "Pot of Greed"!
Behind you. Makena!
WARNING: "Fun" inbound!
Slowly, yet surely!
Many sharp edges!
They weren't lying, that debris is ancient!
Enderman? I hardly know her!
Pinball machines are really neat!
Kitties are the best creeper deterrent!
Dungeons & Ender Dragons!
Jam with parrots!
I built it 23 more times!
:)
Why can't we eat Glistening Melons?
Alchemy and cooking!
Living in a cave!
Hops, skips, and jumps!
Big fan of parkour!
Ambience!
Spoiler alert: There are diamonds underground!
Survival games!
Riddle me this, Steve...
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Where are the villagers come from?
Pink Parrots!
Yellow Yaks!
Cyan Coyotes!
Red Rabbits!
Orange Ocelots!
Aqua Axolotls!
Blue Bats!
Purple Pandas!
Lime Llamas!
Green Geckos!
Comeback mechanics!
Practice makes perfect, except when it doesn't!
A calm spirit is smarter!
Has no cutscenes!
Sliding down the ice in my chest boat!
It's a feature!
It's not a bug!
Contains 1 jumpscare!
Plays like you'd expect it to!
The fletching tables have very little use!
Fard...
DEEZ NUTS!!!
It is!
Joel I am Wilbur
Stal is a good music disc!
Chaos sounds nice.
Google en passant!
Really makes you think!
The Waffle House has found its new host.
I cooka da meatball!
You are special!
3.141592653589793...
The gamer always wins!
Pancakes are better than waffles!
Waffles are better than pancakes!
The bat does have a purpose; to annoy you!
This reminds me of a puzzle.
You can wear chains!
Don't do drugs!
Live your life!
As cool as a sausage!
We couldn't find that splash.
Keep breathing.
Life has meaning!
Inspire your friends!
Don't eat rotten flesh!
Share your wisdom!
Don't be cruel!
Library mods, am I right?
Uhh... I think you can mine in this game...?
A gold mine of creativity!
Command blocks are not easy to use!
"The Twilight Forest" mod is really cool!
Crimson boats and Warped boats when?!
Support indie developers!
Classy logos!
Iconic!
About 1/4 of the world owns Minecraft!
Crappy heck!
My biggest secret: §kBIGGESTSECRET
*breakdances*
Hear the roar of my full force neutral attack!
Running in the 90's!
Mining away!
2x2 infinity water!
Remember 1.10?
Remember when stairs would drop full blocks?
The Killer Bunny?!
I can't believe it's not butter!
What makes the squids glow?
Triple chest...?!
Your friendly neighborhood spider jockey!
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Be a good sport!
Build Mart should come back!
It's over 900!
My roflcopter goes swswswswswswswsw
Did some mining off camera.
The adventure of a lifetime!
You've been gnomed!
You just got Coconut Mall'd!
Source: Trust me!
SMP!
Rainbow Road!
At least 3 developers!
Mr. Scary!
cAPS LOCK IS REALLY COOL!
Features cows with horns!
Lots and lots of merchandise!
uwu
owo
I'm using tilt controls!
I see the player you mean.
What the deuce?
SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
Better than Prey!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Undocumented!
Switches and ores!
Huge tracts of land!
Getting ready to show!
Getting ready to know!
Getting ready to drop!
Getting ready to shock!
Getting ready to freak!
Getting ready to speak!
Woo, /v/!
Привет Россия!
[snapshot intensifies]!
Toilet friendly!
Annoying touch buttons!
BAYKN
0xffff-1 chunks
code.org/minecraft
Take your shot!
Alexander Hamilton!
The creeper ate my homework!
Smile for the camera!
Thatsssss a nice life you have there...
It's what it's!
Not on Epic Games!
Horse races!
Poisonous Potatoes have no purpose!
Villagers love GUCCI!
One block at a time!
Bad things can happen!
Feed seeds to the birds!
Soul sand somewhere!
Arrow to the knee!
SAAAAAAAND!
Is this a chicken?
Don't surround your farms in birch!
More doors for me!
Reverse, reverse!
Steam reviews aren't that helpful!
Doesn't have the Shadow Realm!
How do the Structure Blocks work?
"Cobblemon" sounds pretty nice!
Stimulates the senses!
Find the computer room!
Give me a drink, Noor.
Trial and error!
T-Flip Flops!
Quasi Connectivity!
Resource Packs!
Never stop the grind!
You are loved!
You are appreciated!
There's more?!
Jim
Etho has a lab!
11suma!
Boat races!
Don't use auto clicker on servers!
Earth is a cube!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!
Ska is a good music genre!
Craftmine!
Aurora Borealis?!
Build a city that's so big!
Of course... Coarse dirt!
Fantasy creatures!
Now get ready for Frogdarks!
Total chaos!
So random!
1 + 1 = 11!
Legacy console edition was really fun!
2.718281828459045...
You will give me an egg!
Remind me to add this splash later.
"Origins" mod is a nice change of pace!
Who is "Moe Jang"?
Chest monsters galore!
/e dance3
Chobblesome!
Thanks for playing!
Fin