MobMisquotes

MobMisquotes

When mobs die, they occasionally broadcast hilariously incorrect famous quotes to nearby players. A dying chicken might declare "To bee or not to bee, that is the question - Albert Einstein" while a zombie could proclaim "E equals MC Hammer - William Shakespeare."

Features: - Dozens of pre-written misquotes with incorrect attributions - Configurable trigger chance, broadcast radius, and mob types - Event-driven system using EntityDeathEvent - Lightweight: no persistent data, no scheduled tasks, no world modifications