ReSplash! - Splash text restored & curated

Indev era

*Better than Prey!*

*Moderately attractive!* -> *Sexy!*

*Minors welcome!*

*Made by Notch!*

*It's finished!* -> *When it's finished!* (as the game is continuously updated)

Alpha era

*Not as cool as Spock!* -> Now accompanied by the original *Cooler than Spock!*

*Rude with two dudes with food!*

*Lewd with two dudes with food!* (¿Por qué no los dos?)

*Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!* -> *Superfragilisticexpialidocious!*

*Woo, /v/!*

*Switches and ores!*

Beta era

*"Autological" is!* -> *"Noun" is an autonym!*

Adventure era

*110813!*

*Totally forgot about Dre!*

*Hobo humping slobo babe!*

*Popping tags!*

Indev era

*Pre-beta!* -> *Out of beta!*

*Kind of dragon free!* -> *Absolutely dragon free?* (question mark is intentional)

*More than [n] sold!* -> All four (4000, 5000, 25000, 500) + a new one: *More than 300000000 sold!*

*Now on OpenGL 3.3 core profile!* -> *OpenGL 3.3!*

Alpha era

*1% sugar!* -> now accompanied by *0% sugar?* (see "dragon free" splash)

*The Work of Notch!* -> *The Work of Notch (and friends)!*

Beta era

*Twittered about!* -> now accompanied by *Tweeted about!* (F to pay respects)

Adventure era

*Made by Jeb!* -> *Made by Jeb, too!*

*Pumpakungen!* -> *Pumpa kungen!*

*Colormatic* -> *Colormatic!* (added standard-yellow §e exclamation point)

*Java 16 + 1 + 4 = 21!* -> *Now Java 21!* // Updated to "Now Java 25!"

*HURNERJSGER?* -> *HURNERJSGER!*

*Now contains 32 random daily cats!* -> *Now with cats!* (nuked social media in-joke)

*Now with Multiplayer!* -> now accompanied by *Multiplayer!* (matching *Singleplayer!* splash)

Microsoft era

*More Digital!* -> *Digital!*

*Thank you for the fish!* & *Thanks for the fish!* -> *Thanks for all the fish!*

*All rumors are true!* -> *All the rumors are true!*

*It came from space.* -> *Made of star stuff!*

377-390 (Pandemic splashes) replaced -> - *Down with the Sickness!* - *Down with the Sickness!*

*Edit is a name!‌* -> *"Edit" is a name!*

*Fabulous graphics!* -> *Fabulous!*

408-415 (Social justice splashes) replaced -> - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!* - *I've got an idea...World Peace!*

* Lines 435-439 condensed down to *I'm glad you're here!* & *Contains infinite genders!*

*Sniff sniff...* -> *Really smells like dog buns!* (Adventure Time, to go with the Bravest Warriors splash)

Adventure era

*Finally complete!*

All *Hello, [country]!* splashes, except for *日本ハロー！*

(referencing the JP credits song of the Minecraft documentary)

*Don't feed avocados to parrots!*

*Plz reply to my tweet!*

*I have a suggestion.*

*Woah.*

*Ryan also has amazing hair!*

*pls rt*

*One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!* (No it won't)

*Now with additional stuff!*

*Extra things!*

*Yay, puppies for everyone!*

*Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!*

*/give @a hugs 64*

*This is good for Realms.*

*Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!*

Microsoft era

*doot doot*

*There's no stopping the Trollmaso*

*Throw yourself at the ground and miss*

*Rule #1: it's never my fault*

*Replaced molten cheese with blood?*

*Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates*

*Javalicious edition*

*You're going too fast!*

*Don't feed chocolate to parrots!*

*The true meaning of covfefe*

*Something funny!*

*Rainbow turtle?*

*I need more context.*

*Water bottle!*

*What's the question?*

*What do you expect?*

*Look mum, I'm in a splash!*

*Awesome game design right there!*

*Ph1lza had a good run!*

*10 years of Mining and Crafting!*

*Ping the human!*

*In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.*

*Buzzy Bees!*

*Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs*

*This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!* (This...is an EX-SPLASH!)

*Honey, I grew the bees!*

*Find your claw!*

*Everybody do the Leif!*

*<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!*

*#minecraftfarms*

*Envision! Create! Share!*

*Also try Minecraft Dungeons!*

*Vanilla!*

*Zoglin!?*

*[this splash text is now available]*

*Home-made!*

*There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~*

*The cutest predator you'll ever meet!*

*Get to the coppah!*

*Board game version also available!*

*Honey, I waxed the copper!*

*Plant-based light sources!*

*Made by "real" people!*

*Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!*

*Who let the frogs out?*

*RIBBIT!*

*Croak team!*

*Flower forest TM perfume*

*Hat Fridays!*

*Made with lave!*

*This sand is sus*

*Remember to brush your... ...teeth*

*Has working bookshelves!*

*Place hanging sign here*

*Joule is neat too!*

*Chicken Jockey!* (NOOO GOD!)

*Flint and Steel!* (NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO!)

*Music by Hyper Potions!* (NOOOOOO-)

*Glowing creepy eyes!*

*& Knuckles!*

*Mostly harmless!*

*Artisinal!*

*Agender!*

*Hello there!*

*Unparalleled!*

*Successor of the Chambered!*

*Order of the Stone!*

*Rana!*

*Miners welcome!*

*Ask your doctor!*

*Kind of Lootbox free!*

*VENGEAAAANCE!*

*Digging a hole!*

*Godspeed chicken!*

*Deserves ice cream!*

*Also try Infiniminer!*

*Also try Factorio!*

*Also try Rocket Arena 3!*

*Also try Cookie Clicker!*

*Justice for XaPhobia!*

*Justice for C418!*

*Fancy!*