Top of its class!
As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More or less polygons!
Attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
It's sort of finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
Nearly 400 million sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yayyy!!!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classic!
Wow!
Potentially on Steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
96% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Miners welcome!
Why wouldn't it be?
Cloud computing!
FINLAND!!!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas un écran d'accueil!
Euclidean!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig straight down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love it!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
200% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet integration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason! Jeison?‌
Hot as the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, Planet Minecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2 Player Productions!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
1234 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lived in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LEL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Minecraft Legends!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Monument Valley!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Warcraft!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
TV Tropes!
Sells lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb(?)
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Potato Chips!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpakungen!
Привет Россия!
日本ハロー!
조선안녕하!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国!
Любов до України!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
§1C§2o§3l§4o§5u§6r§7m§8a§9t§ai§bc§c!
Funky!
Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Java 16 x 1.5625 = 25!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
plz re-x
Wanna join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett!
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates!
Boats FTW!
Trial(s) edition!
Should not be played while driving!
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe!
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look ma, I'm in a splash!
It came from space!
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
16 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players!
Buzzy Bees!
Disgusting Bugs!
Wash your hands!
Soap and water!
Support local businesses!
Stay home and play games!
Stay safe!
Stay strong!
Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
Don’t touch your face!
Support elderly relatives and friends!
Prepare, but don’t hoard!
Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
Save the world – stay inside!
Shop for your elders!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
Love to Max, 99, & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by C418!
Music by Lena Raine!
Music by Aaron Cherof!
Music by Kumi Tanioka!
Music by Amos Roddy!
Aww man!
#minecraftfarms
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Zoglin!?
Et tu, Brute?
Black lives matter!
Be anti-racist!
Learn about allyship!
Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
Educate your friends on anti-racism!
Support the BIPOC community and creators!
Stand up for equality in your community!
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Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by "real" people!
Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
Who let the frogs out?
RIBBIT!
Croak team!
Nooooooooooooo!
Flower forest TM perfume
Hat Fridays!
Technoblade never dies!
You are valid!
I'm glad you're here!
You're welcome!
Your gender is valid!
Contains infinite genders!
Made with lave!
This sand is sus
Remember to brush your... ...teeth
Has working bookshelves!
Sniff sniff...
Place hanging sign here
Joule is neat too!
Tricky Trails!
A nice and gentle breeze... right?
Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
Creeeeeeak...
Dry times are ahead! Dry times indeed!
If you're happy and you know it!
Hot dang!
CUTENESS OVERLOAD~!!! <3
Mama Luigi!
I believe I can fly!
I see dead mobs.
You can't handle the tear-uth!
I'm not crying, you are!
Ghasts just want to have fun!
Chase the Skies!
Long–awaited!
Copper armor!
Square and sorted!
Freeze like a statue!
Finally!
Just $24.99!
Drops on the deck and flops like a fish!
Half Price!
Check it out!
Better than Prey!
Documented!
Down with O.P.P.!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Grabs his pick and twists it!
Switches and ores!
Huge tracts of land!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Popping tags!
Getting ready to show!
missingno
Touch compatible!
1 star! Deal with it!
Open-world sandbox!
B A Y K N
There's no stopping the Trollmaso!
Annoying buttons!
Toilet friendly!
Multiplayer!
Did I mention it's Minecraft?
It's that time of the month again!
That's a spicy meatball!
Hermit approved!
We see everything you do.
Say whaaaaaat?
The only real way to learn!
Nic3!
Tjiw Sentans is filed wit koksa typo !
Killed all the sharks!
Went to get milk and never returned!
Woah, man!
Hot diggity!
Ported implementation!
100% more yellow text!
flowers more important than grass
Dramatic lighting!
Made in C++!
Almost C++26!
OpenGL!
Chat GPT!
Multithreaded!
Quite Indie!
!!!1!
Hrrrrrrm.
V-synched!
0xffff-1 chunks
Endless!
Ask your mother!
Notice me, senpai!
Cubism!
Astronomically accurate!
Made by Mojang Studios!
It's over 9000!
Now with skins!
Blame shogchips
Glowing creepy eyes!
& Knuckles!
code.org/minecraft
discord.gg/minecraft
Machine learning!
Release the Snord!
Team Mystic!
Living, breathing world!
Innovating innovation!
High-key!
Funding secured!
YANNY OR LAUREL???
So. You read splash text.
Change my mind!
The Floor is Lava!
Make a viral video!!1
When it's ready!
Mostly harmless!
Pandamonium!
Alexander Hamilton!
Thanks for the fish!
Take an egg beater and beat it against a skillet!
#Blessed!
Have you finished your homework?
We're working on it!
Like that smash button!
Minecraft 2.0 confirmed!
A circle-free environment!
Llama, llama, duck!
Artisinal!
Savage Dad jokes!
Protec but also attac
Potatoes gonna potate!
Bananas!
zhoolor
Oh geez!
Crush it!
Keep your head down, there's two of us in here now. Remember?
Sodium free!
What DOES the fox say?
#gartzkebrokeit
All blocks covered!
feedback.minecraft.net
Teachers gonna teach
An enderman stole my homework!
Kid tested, teacher approved!
The creeper ate my homework!
Should you ditch school for this? (Maybe.)
Diamonds! Nope, Lapis.
22nd Century Skills!
Make it rain! Now make it stop!
Education for the win!
Not too cool for school!
Play! Teach! Learn!
Get smarter!
Smile for the camera!
'C' is for Code Builder, that's good enough for me!
Don't cross the Border Blocks
Virtual Ecology
All paths lead to learning.
The evolution of education.
This really is my homework!
#worldsofwisdom
Explore. Learn. Create.
Learning made fun!
Virtual worlds, real learning!
That'sssss a nice lessssson you have there...
Mining for Wisdom!
Mine, Build, Learn!
As good as it'll ever be!
Lactose Intolerant!
Nostalgic indeed!
It's-a-me!
I'm running out of splash ideas!
Pigs can fly???
Beta than Alpha!
I can't believe it's Minecraft!
Can be a real doozy!
With a baseball bat!
missingno
Building castles in the sky since 2009!
Creepers gonna creep, better bring your shears!
One Block at a Time!
Approved by the government!
We're in an alliance! We have to stick together!
Worth it!
Flinted and stolen!
Support indie animation!!
No going chicken in public!
Domi Yes Yes!
KAMEHAMEHA!
Mojira says indeed!
Where's dad's coffee?
This splash was made by AI!
Who let the dogs out?
Don't kill the dragon in one hit!
*yawn*
§kMinecraft?
Piracy Edition...!
A wild CREEPER appeared!
Oh yeah, Minecraft time!
But more! With just a little bit extra!
Java Edition!
Bedrock Edition!
Education?
Raspberry Pi Edition!
Legacy Console Edition!
Nintendo Switch 2 Edition!
I wanna go home~~~
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