sigma_turbine IS YOU
sigma_balls
sugma_turbine
who the fuck is sigma
happy birthday sigma!
sasha!
i'm not sasha!
The Turbine
heehoo
methinks
now this
too tall
too cool
too sigma
sobbing
not my birthday!
sigmapack™ is the most innovative resource pack I've tried in years!
SIGMASIGMASIGMA
my ego is huge!
cheese_addict is pretty cool
i love the mods!
i hate the mods!
novac.
good lad
what the fuck
Check out the VIP Club!
why is there a wither
crack shack!
birch town!
did you know!
buying db 
this classroom is boring!
clear the wool farm!
i'm a splash text!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i like typing words, don't you?
Also try Simcity 4!
uwu!
i hate anime
fuck r/teenagers
gn!
it's BEAUTIFUL
mfw
[subtitles]
sus!
join the PPP!
rando-be-gone™!
join soup!
i xray, grief, and hack.
i love bribes
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hypzee1 was here
buy $ddbsh!
jesus christ stop writing sigma im tired of hearing shit about sigma
no.
based and tgpilled poggers
§fsigma_turbine was slain by sigma_turbine
turtles are cool
hilton was here
prosperity council?
The Cartel would like a word with you.
Big Murdock is Watching.
god i hate sigma so much
Room 101 is real
afk
spirit city!
your mother.
muzak24
nonobonf
the funny has not arrived
iiethan is pretty nice
you guys are my friends
there was never #welcome
typical tg player; all balls, no cum
So this is it.  We're going to die.
i'm not proud.
let's get down to business
do you smell something burning?
no lifeguard on duty.
is that really YOU that is reading this?
the coords are 5000 10000! but don't go there
dm me the passwords!
what's the coords again?
Goodbye 1.16!
why did i make this??
this is awful
the genthree
nowhere had a good run
Check out TG Media! 
gsowords
why did you install this
selling nsfw maparts!
Praise the Sun! \[T]/
that's it! i'm getting my uwu furry femboy moth skin!
the roaches are too wet
all things MUST GO
do NOT fuck the couch
Literally 1984!
cooopl says hi!
All Hail Big Murdock
paskeltw8 is a dumb cunt (but i love him anyway)
certified astral moment
winter x keyboard: coming soon to dvd
1.17 sucked! 
i hate custom gen
#planning-building
germany moment
help my PING
muzak23 is, a lad.
tg modteam maid cafe: open 9-7 under spawn
Join Polaris!
Join Prosperity!
Join Novac!
Join Spirit City!
Join Avalon!
custom gen SUCKS
you are the.
what.
who.
when.
where.
how.
#council-yiff-stash
~Logged iyn with Impnyact Clnyaent UwU~
god im a fucking degenerate
woohoo minecraft
seething and coping
'if sc isnt dead in 7 months i will piss in a bag and drink it'
roaches, dry.
Also try FoliClient!
afskjlhshutupo
bomo.
eun will kidnap ur cats (that's what she says)
toxic_turbine
This pack is a virus. You are now, unsafe.
yesvac: coming soon to a server near you
THE GOLDEN RECORD: WEST HW 290
please download the newest version!
nsa pls revive tgn
signal_trombone
SMEG FOXRAID OPPO MAPART 佔領華爾街 ONLY ACCEPTING MEDIEVAL BUILDS  肯特州立大学枪击事件 14 MINUTES WAR 組織轰炸100 PLAYERS BANNED 众议院非美活动调查委员会 welcome LOCKED 美国本地人种族灭绝 TGN SEGREGATION 吉姆·克勞法 SUBURBS 人權 PVP TOGGLE 联合公民诉联邦选举委员会案 SAFETY 安全 ZONING LAWS 人民共和国高速铁路 WIZGOA 群众路线 NETHER HIGHWAY CLAIMS 夏威夷共和国 RED DOCK COLONIES 十三殖民地 BALL SPOONS 伊拉克 NORMAN OTTERMAN 爱德华·斯诺登 NINOLOGY 山達基教會 STACKER DETENTION CAMP 关塔那摩湾拘押中心 #NSFW-DISSCUSSION 諾貝爾和平獎 贝拉克·奥巴马 STACKING SOLIDARITY BUILDING ACTION ANTI-1984 PRO-FREEDOM PROTEST MOVEMENT TGN RIOT MOD ABUSE  OCCUPATION PAID SUSPENSION COUNTER PROTEST A3EED LEMURIAH ASCENDANCY BORDER CONCENTRATION CAMPS NINO BRAINWASHING ASSASINATE NSA CARO MR_COUSLAND APENINSPACE  EAT THE RICH THE CRUMBLING OF PROSPERITY 1984
"guys stop using #announcements as #general please stop guys please"
rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin'
you guys suck at thinking up splash texts
shut the fuck up
garfield erotica
keep the friends close and the homies closer
maghetti and speetballs
this pack goes so hard. feel free to screenshot.
hypzee i miss you
so long dank!
im gonna eat all this tasty asbestos
https://www.github.com/comradeblaze/sigmapack/releases !
do not log onto tg, worst mistake of my life!
goddamn weebs in my soup
?star random
,,imitate
!!ticket
it is NOT my brithday
I hate BUBBY. She told me to follow her in the Nether hub, placed a bed, slept, took my stuff, and called me a racial slur.
git gud lmao
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
hunter2
I don't get it... What's so clear about my house?? It's a mess!
does anyone read these splash texts anyways?
if you see this splash text it's too late
Subscribe to MarioFoli
You were Oblivious!
dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome dome 
Let's Get Funky - P I G S T E P
That's all there is to it!
Also try Supertuxkart!
i do NOT wear a DOG COLLAR it is a LIE and HARMFUL RUMOUR
MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS JUST KICKED IN ! FANTASTIC !
+0.0001 $DDBSH
welcome back, senator
feet pics n hatred.
"In total, 14,736 messages have contained cum in TGMC"
vanish doesnt exist the mods just never log on
this is the worst mining pattern ive ever seen
SIX DIGIT PING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 sigma 5 u
TG players when I open their rib cage and slowly remove their organs
Xi Teenping, avid TGCP moderator
HE JUST PLACED BEDROCK
I GOTTA RUN I GOTTA RUN AAAALKJDFGLKKDFLLKFJ
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691081843319242785/903377640835125248/unknown.png
inshallah they will find the imposter
vote allay!
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691081843319242785/891041659008221194/unknown.png
consider.
sploonk
a day full of possibilities. it's a magical world, guys
wet socks for christmas
Def not a cryptominer, source: trust me bro
map.rteenagers.com would like to know your location
Great question <PLAYERNAME>, we will ask this in the podcast!
pyrofailed
Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
guilty as charged!
Bullshit, I'm telling you, there's no fucking way.
Remember: You're Here Forever!
tit were you hit by a frying pan on the head when you were a baby
then the cat recited the communist manifesto
texas red n the arizona ranger
boogin' around
right-click until it looks nice!
napalm sticks to villagers
sus and dumb
In your walls!
ninobf let me join curiosity
duck fetish
I Hate TG! I Hate TG!
my name is jaybon1. i wonder what i did today.
Free T1 rank for only $4.99!
$30 FOR A BOAT
/suicide leaderboard
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Console muted for slur/advertising
/seen eboy
Fuck Vilhu. 
That dog-hearted son of a bitch!
+15 Social Credit!
It just works!
Deggers on Top!
I'd like to dedicate this one to exgodstatus, couldn't have done it without them. 
That's just what the government wants you to think
Circlesheepchild!
All thanks to the mod team!
Fuck me they've sent me up to management
mc.tgforever.org!
Despite all my rage, I am still a monkey in a cage
WTF exgodstatus = bubby???
A good book can change your life....
sex has joined the game.
A_Hundred_Ninjas says: "sex!"
the Astral cheerleader uniform... mmm
West 90! Mending and Unbreaking, 1d each
North 115! Shulker box of totems! 1db
Visit the Crimson Dragon!
Touch grass!
Falling Apart!
Help my bones 
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rawr xD uwu ;3
I forgor :skull:
I rember :smiley:
40+ elytras and counting!
What is UP!!
BWL
From Perry to the Stack!
Rest in Peace, TG
toxic gentry raiders....
Picture yourself in a boat on a highway
We were never toxic
What do you mean, no bitches? I AM bitches!!
trans rights!
hnnnnng
Splash Text Failed to Load!
You're so gullible. teehee
Oh my, my, now the server has died! 
§5*§4sigma_turbine §5thinks pretty purple thoughts.
sigma_turbine KNOWS where you live....
Installing malware....
shrigma_turbine
WAKE UP ASTRAL WE ARE GOING TO THE STARS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cow tools.
I'm a failure :D
Bring back Sigma's Awful Parkour!
What the heck!!
Complete today's Wordle!
mmmmmm cheeeese
/warp soccer
The Star.
degg lamp degg lamp
/spin
Sussy Large
What about you?
TecnaGamerForever
Wanted: Podcast host. Paid in peanuts!
Maybe they were predisposed to madness! Who knows!
something tells me im a fuck
BORN TO RAID / SERVER IS A FUCK
RAID EM ALL 1989 / I AM OGBUBBY
heehoo pics
<3
;3
o_O
O_o
O_O
Chunks load challenege!! (Impossible)
Do you rember?? The 21st night of Sember!!
Wait, I can explain!
Y'all regret defying me mark my words..
WHERE'S THE DONO MONEY VILHU???
STUFF YOUR LEG IN A PIPE AND BEND!!!!
Ahhhhh this one's really hitting those neurons mmmm
Also try RoseGold!
Nothing happened on December 30th, 2021.
Nothing happened on January 11th, 2021.
Nothing happened on June 19th, 2022.
penis cock i am sigma_turbine uwu rawr ;3 <3
life is soup; i am nino
PhoenixGamingNights
As we all know, nothing can last forever - not even the best things!!
DEAR DAD, IDON"TKNOW! IKNOW! IWILL!HOLDEN
Hey gang, it is me, LOOMISFIRE. How are you all? Care for some erotic love-making?
VilhuGaming™ 1.18 soon
Shop at the Silk Road!
oh my god! PENIS!
This is what the mods should do.
.:|:±
All of these people are fucking loonies.
Let's play some MINECRAFT!
You just lost The Game!
What a pleasant surprise!
It was a cold bright day in April…
hi, im 52
pyrofail's death wasn't my fault D:
it's not a 'car crash' it's 'pvp with heavy machinery'
cringe.
based.
Now with 60% more bullet, per bullet!
What the FUCK
Fuck my nose is all bitching out
chlooo
Infested with Catgirls!
Full of cunts!
Play with friends! Oh right haha :)
Join Lexicon!
rober.
Roberblock 3.0 - out now!
maybe if loomisfire keeps barking....
Get it on, babe!
Mothtown, or something
Visit Astral V!
the slimeless carpet duper
soup go glug glug
the word of the day is: friendship
the word of the day is: family
the word of the day is: hug
the word of the day is: peace
baby you can drive my car
kiss of death!
all my lovin
the same ol' situation
"You are not allowed to mine the end"
15 invites for a pickaxe!!
@OGBUBBY YOOOO MY FRIEND HOOKED ME UP WITH BLACK TAR COCAINE METH
r/place was fun
hop on some bitches
fast = funny it's all the rage
Do you smell burning toast?
somewhere over the rainbow
he's a redstone wizard
and it seems to me
i want a new drug
and echoes with the sound of salesmen
now available for 1.19!
version 1.19(84)
Microsoft sucks balls!!
where's my goddamn birch forest!
no more fireflies :((
now with 300% more frogs!!
warden be like: aeouiofghioooooo 
do these seem random?
yes they are!
are you reading this in the file? naughty..
darling! 
the greatest thing since 1.16
jump in the fire!
conjuction junction, what's your function?
boom boom boom boom!
splash texts!! https://forms.gle/nqpL53wTBe1rUwUa6
exams: failed. pants: shat
Gorilla Enclosure FTW
:catroll:
hit that yoinky sploinky
zoop zop zoobity bam
jesser we have to cock
once in a lifetime!
v.06 now out! rejoice!
help im a splash text
let me outt!!!!
no modabuse here, ma'am...
/advRocketry goto moon!!
Check out BetterHurtCam!
what the heck is leahserv
omg i love this skirt
check out my modlist!!
something malicious is brewing...
theradrad19 >> ok
all mobs modified!
the degg is omelette
:(){ :|:& };:
am i really me?
it starts with
one thing i don't know why
it doesn't even matter how hard you try
keep that in mind i designed this rhyme
to explain in due time 
all i know
time is a valuable thing
watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
watch it count down to the end of the day
the clock ticks life away
it's so unreal
ok im too lazy to finish the rest of this
Mario and Muzak can we | can we play bedwars
"i honestly cant thjnk of a good splash text"
joe bidens 1984 or something
caught washing horses for 15 ron
and im ovalgoatkid
who the hell wants to play block games
goofy ahh music 💀
now presenting: the bottles!
anything funny
wrath!!!
I’m eatignaoup77li
the gang's all here
__Leah says hi
gangsta weed rap
now malware free! :D
delete system32
when you outside and smell that ZAZA
real
choking hazard
legalize nuclear spells
shadow wizard money gang
we love casting spells
this song sponsored by the shadow government
I'm going to find you.
i know your adress. you, yes you playing this game. i know where you live.
(*＾▽＾)／
Joe many liberels does it take to change a log by bolb?
yeah, but im dumb and stupid
She cant keep getting away with this!
drink more milk -milk, 2023
One day ill escape this splash text. One day.
[insert something funny here]
Allan please add details
wakes up the neighbors!!
may contain sigma
i thinmk im girl 
it's joever
we're so barack
RIP r/196
this dock is holding a greg on its held
boykisser
you like kissing boys, don't you?
well im comprehending these horrors just fine idk probably a skill issue
we did that already!
peetah.          the horse is here
